Posts by Lindsay
NOT a win, FAIL Blog and Cheezburger. by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 3:45 pm / 23 April 2010
NOT a win. Jesus, how many times do we have to talk about this?
I'm utterly, utterly tired about women's bodies being used as fodder for jokes, much less sexual assault jokes. You spend so much time and energy trying to enact real difference in people's attitudes and interactions with others, and then one image can suck all the air out of any sense of progress. The fact that the core of the image is focused around one simple idea - that women aren't people. That it's funny to see women's bodies assaulted.
Sometimes it just feels suffocating.
Here's the contact page for the people at FAIL Blog and Cheezburger.
Have a nice weekend, I guess.
Quote of the Day by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 11:31 am / 23 April 2010
-Roger Goodell, NFL Commissioner, in a letter to Ben Roethlisberger suspending him for 6 games
via Speaking of Faith Observed
RIP Dede Allen, innovative film editor by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 4:33 pm / 19 April 2010
One of her greatest film accomplishments was Bonnie and Clyde (1967). The editing subtly contributed to the themes of the movie, infusing the film with an overtone of sexuality through it's cuts. Additionally, the final shoot-out that kills Bonnie and Clyde is fast-paced with 50 cuts in less than 60 seconds. It was the first film where an editor received solo billing in the credits.
"The skills of a great film editor are almost always invisible, and when Allen's work on Bonnie and Clyde is discussed, the focus tends to be on her split-second cross-cutting in the shoot-out that ends the movie or the breakneck robbery getaway scenes. But Allen's contribution was far more nuanced than the creation of a couple of showpiece sequences. Allen, who has called herself a 'gut editor - intellect and taste count, but I cut with my feelings' - was almost peerless in her ability to focus on 'character, character, character'...
Allen knew just how long she could hold a shot of Beatty to reveal the insecurity beneath Clyde's preening; she seemed to grasp instinctively that sudden cuts to Dunaway in motion would underscore the jagged, jumpy spirit of Bonnie Parker and that slow shots of Michael J. Pollard's C.W. Moss would mimic his two-steps-behind mental processes. And Allen cut Bonnie and Clyde with an eye and ear for the accelerating pace of the story, making the building of its panicky momentum her priority."
Mark Harris, Pictures at a Revolution: Five Movies and the Birth of the New Hollywood, pgs 286-287
Besides Bonnie and Clyde, Allen edited The Hustler, Reds, Dog Day Afternoon, The Breakfast Club, The Addams Family, Wonder Boys, John Q and more.
More from a rape culture by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 1:15 pm / 07 April 2010
A lunchtime conversation among friends by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 10:43 am / 06 April 2010
Boy 1 to Girl 2: I heard Girl 1 didn't like a princess when she was at your house!
Girl 1: I didn't like Jasmine when I went over to your house.
Girl 2: Why not?
Girl 1: Princesses wear long skirts. She had pants on.
Girl 2: Princesses can wear pants.
Boy 1: Yeah, princesses can wear pants!
Boy 2: They can even wear shorts.
Girl 2: Yup.
Girl 1: They could wear underwear outside!
Girl 2: Nope, princesses don't do that.
Boy 1: [mashes up watermelon in his milk glass] Look, I made a watermelon smoothie!
The end.
April Fools Fail by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 4:14 pm / 01 April 2010
It just makes you sound like an asshole.The Declaration of Independence says that all people have unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I think many of the things you list would fall under at least one of those categories for people out there. I may parse your use of "entitled," but I think we're talking about almost the same thing.
4 year old hate speech by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 5:11 pm / 11 March 2010
So.... one of my 4 year olds called another a faggot today.
In case you don't know, I work in a preschool, one that has a mission statement of specifically empowering women and girls.
We had just come in from playing outside and were taking off snowpants and boots, about to head to lunch. I don't even know what happened in the build up, but it came pretty much out of no where.
I didn't catch the first part of what he said, but he was talking to another girl. He ended the comment with, "faggot!"
I said, "What did you say?"
He said, "faggot?"
"No. That is not ok. You can not use that word. It hurts people," I said.
"I can say it at my house!"
"Well, this isn't your house and I don't want to hear it."
"[brother] says it!"
"And if he were here, I'd tell him the exact same thing."
"Aw, come on, can't I just say (mouths faggot) one more time?"
"No! I don't want to hear it again."
I usually don't respond to kids swearing. Most of the time they're just trying to get a reaction from someone and it's easiest to let it rest. Often, another kid will tell me another kid swore and I just tell them to tell the offender that they don't want to hear it.
I think I was just so surprised that I instantly responded. But even so, I wouldn't have let that one pass. I responded with emotion, I think more emotion than the kids are used to me wielding. It's just ... these are 4 year olds. Faggot should not be in their vocabulary.
There are several open lesbians who work at my site, several of whom bring their partners to school functions. His mother works at the site and he has spent the night over at one women's house many times.
I don't know if he knew what it meant. I doubt it. Would he have used it if he knew what it meant? I don't know.
He did know that it wasn't something nice to say.
He did know that you're supposed to say it in a mean tone, spitting it out of your mouth like venom.
He did know that it was a name you use when you want to make someone feel inferior, like shit, to show that you're better.
He knows it's supposed to hurt. Which means that it doesn't matter if he knows what it means, because he'll use it again as a weapon. Except next time, I won't be there.
Fewer processed foods = healthier by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 12:01 pm / 09 March 2010
"May I speak with Lee?" my doctor started.
"Um, that's
me," I answered.
"I've got the results of your blood work, have you gota minute?"
What choice did I have? Must. Face. The. Music. "Yeah, okay,"I said.
"Everything looks really good," my doctor continued, "your cholesterol's down, your blood sugar looks great, your blood pressure is right on. Every number is better than it was the last time you had a test four years ago."
"Really?" I asked, "the numbers are better?"
"Yes," my doctor said, "did you say that you're eating less processed foods these days?"
[Of course I said that. Do you think I might have missed a chance to plug my local, sustainable, organic food business with my doctor's office? What kind of a fool do you take me for?]
"Yeah," I said.
"Well, good for you, that's terrific," my doctor continued, "I'm thrilled that you're
thinking about these kinds of things."
"Um, thanks," I said, unsure of how to take a compliment from a doctor (there's a first time for everything). "Are you saying that eating fewer processed foods and more real, whole foods can actually make me healthier, even if I don't lose weight?"
"Absolutely," my doctor said, "absolutely."
Spread the word.
Crosswords with a side of homophobia and gender dichotomies by Lindsay, at Female Impersonator 5:50 pm / 18 February 2010
This type of stuff in yellow, however, pisses me off:

Clue to 41 down: Like Rocky or Rambo
Clue to 43 down: ______ boy (sissy)
Really? Really, Newsday Crossword puzzle for February 18, 2010, author Fred Piscop and editor Stanley Newman? These clues really work for you? Because they're not working for me.
The clue to 41 down is just in bad taste, in my opinion. It establishes guns, violence and death as things indicative of being a man. To not be those things is to not be manly, at least according to Fred Piscop and Stanley Newman. Personally, I like my men violence-free, thank you. If Rambo and Rocky are manly, then what is womanly? Is there anything outside of either manly or womanly? We live in a world of grey, Fred Piscop and Stanley Newman. Get with it.
I've really got issues with the clue to 43 down. When this is what you get for a Google search for sissy, you can probably bet that it might not be the best crossword clue. Especially when the word is "mamas." Let's brainstorm some alternative clues. "Childbearers" or "The ____ and the Papas" or ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM A SISSY JOKE. The entire world is full of enough homophobia as it is; do I really need it in my crossword?
I'm really appalled that this can get by as a crossword clue. What were you thinking, editor Stanley Newman? Author Fred Piscop, why would you write something homophobic as a clue?
The most annoying part is that these types of things can be avoided - you just have to think about it. Or mainly, someone besides yourself.
Note: I highlighted 44 down in green simply because I thought it was a fine example of where the author and editor may be coming from. And I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

