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You can’t spell “cool” without “a-n-n-i-e.”

When I was in college, I asked my friends if there was an artist that we could all agree we liked. Perhaps unsurprisingly, there wasn't, though I suspect a few people claimed they didn't care for The Mamas and The Papas just to be ornery. (Really, who doesn't like "California Dreamin'?")

But even though there may be no act that lives on all our iPods, I would submit that some musicians, regardless of who digs their music, are just unassailably cool.

Case in point? Annie Lennox.

Personally, I've got a sweet spot for most of her work, though I did think "Into the West," the Oscar-winning song she co-wrote for "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: The Unedited Director's Cut: Now With Extra Footage" was all tease and no reward. Do you guys remember her performance at the Oscar ceremony? That song kept promising to break out the tympanis, but the backbeat never arrived. It was just strings upon strings upon strings, building to nothing.

Still... she's just so awesome. In the 25 years (!) since "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" was a hit, she has rarely seemed anything less than self-possessed. She sings with confidence, almost always sounds fantastic, and carries herself with a cool-yet-nonjudgmental elegance that suggests she has been happy in her own skin for a long time.

Plus, despite changing its color, she has had the same haircut for almost three decades, yet she's always on the forefront of fashion.

Another thing I love about Annie Lennox is how well she executes the theatrical in her public life. Every video and album cover is a carefully wrought performance. She's like Marlene Dietrich, seducing us with the character of herself--never letting us know how much of her we've actually seen.

Even on the cover of her album "Bare," whose name implies a revelation, she keeps up the game. Yes, she's naked, but she's covered in a coat of white dust. She's bare, but she isn't. She's revealing only as much as she wants us to see.

The delicious irony here is that her singing always sounds so pure. Even within the techno chill of "Sweet Dreams," her voice is warm with emotion. And songs like "Why" and "No More 'I Love You's'" demonstrate that she should always be called a soul singer.

Through the fusion of her calculated image and luscious pipes--not to mention her deft songwriting--Annie Lennox has remained majestic.

She stays that way in the video for "Dark Road," the first single from her upcoming album "Songs of Mass Destruction." As a pop song, it's her strongest release in years--maybe this is where the drums from "Into the West" ended up--and as a video, it showcases her genuine skill as an actor. (Sort of like "Ring the Alarm" did for Beyonce.")

Here's the video: Watch and enjoy!

x-posted at "I Totally Hear That"

A Country Buffet

You guys, about a year ago I made a bit of a fool of myself. I cast aspersions on... ahem... Carrie Underwood, implying that she was only mildly awesome, when in fact she is almost totally awesome.

Now, I'm not going to tell you that I like every song on her album "Some Hearts." Banal country-pop doesn't grow a soul just because the person singing it can blow the roof off a barn, so no amount of belting will make me like "Don't Forget to Remember Me" (check these lyrics, people).

But...

There's a reason "Before He Cheats" was a top ten hit on the pop charts. And there's a reason I got chills watching La Underwood perform "Wasted" on "American Idol" this season. Those songs rule.

Judging by the sound of "So Small," her latest single, Carrie Underwood has stayed with the producers and songwriters who know how to inject a song with 10 ccs of awesome.

And if you listen to country radio, you know that "So Small" is in good company. Right now, there are tons of exceptional ditties out there. Sure, many of them sound like easy listening hits from the 80s, but so what? Country's been turning into pop since at least "Achy Breaky Heart," and we've had plenty of time to get used to it. It's best to embrace the good songs we're given without quibbling over their genre.

In that spirit, let's discuss the following songs, all of which are great examples of what country has been doing for us lately.

(1) "So Small" by Carrie Underwood

Huh? This is the first single from Underwood's upcoming second album, co-written by the artist with songwriters Luke Laird and Hillary Lindsey. It's a power ballad about realizing that true love makes all your problems seem insignificant.

Why does this rule? Did you follow the link up there? The supple quality in Underwood's voice is, like, impossible to miss. Starting at about 1:32, she sings with these small touches of vibrato that show incredible technical skill, and then she leaps up to the top of her range like she's leaping up to answer the phone. She's in complete control of her instrument, and it's thrilling to hear.

But her vocal gymnastics don't overpower the song. Instead, they complement the muscular instrumental track, which features surging drums and an electric guitar solo.

For bonus thrills, there's also a "bring the beat back" moment at 2:40, right after C.U. hits her big power note. God! It just gets me every time! It's like hitting the top of the roller coaster and then, when the instruments drop out, racing down the hill.

Now... the lyrics may be a tad phony, since they do that country music thing where they ambiguously talk about God. Is it Christian love that makes troubles seem so small? Or is it romantic love? If you make it unclear, you can pander to... um... please everyone.

But, dammit... Carrie just sounds so committed. Whatever we want the song to mean, we can imagine she passionately agrees with us.

(2) "I Told You So" by Keith Urban

Huh? You know! Keith Urban! Aussie country hunk! He's married to Nicole Kidman, and he checked into Betty Ford! And when my friend Laura worked at the Frick Museuem here in New York, she once sold ticks to ol' Keith and Nick. Or as she put it, "I sold tickets to Nicole Kidman and some guy with great highlights."

True enough. His hair is worthy of a Bravo reality series called "Urban Style," in which 12 Australian rubes try to sexify themselves to be just like Keith. The winner marries Nicole Kidman's nanny.

Anyway, "I Told You So" is the third single from Urban's album "Love, Pain, & The Whole Crazy Thing." It recently hit number 2 on the Billboard country singles chart, and it's a straight-up rocker about a man whose lover comes back to him.

Why does this rule? First and foremost, because of the music. How often can you say a hit single has a surprising sound? Well, here comes Keith Urban, rocking out with Uillean pipes. It's haunting, really, to hear the pipes gently contrast the frantic pace of the drums and the banjo. They bring a type of peace to the otherwise rollicking tune.

As it rides on top of all this, Urban's voice is buoyant, especially in the chorus. He starts by singing short, sharp syllables ("Well! Oh! Can't. You. See."), and then he launches into falsetto. Then he repeats the pattern and ends with a long, growled note on the phrase "I told you sooooo."

It's so dynamic that it can sweep you away, forcing you to bounce in your chair as you write a blog post about it. The energy perfectly reflects the narrator's joy over his lover's return.

(3) "I Need You" by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

Huh? This ballad is the 10 billionth collaboration between McGraw and Hill, the Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward of country music love. It's currently number eight on the Billboard country singles chart, and it's about two people savoring their addiction to one another.

Why does it rule? Do you know the song "Leather and Lace" by Stevie Nicks and Don Henley? It's great for the same reasons as "I Need You." Both songs are about the love between sinners--people who drink, smoke, and nurse old wounds--and they both have an unpolished sound that supports their lyrics. They seem like they were recorded in one take, with all the musicians together in a room, playing their instruments as they drank beer and petted old dogs.

That authenticity is particularly impressive on "I Need You," since it isn't something Faith Hill normally has. Most of the time, she sounds like she's racing toward the latest trend--as in, "The people want pop? Here's 'This Kiss!' Oh, wait! They want an homage to old-school country? Here's 'Mississippi Girl!'"

But singing alongside McGraw, explaining that she needs him like a needle needs a vein, her voice sounds emotional and alluring. Her clear tone blends well with the gravel in his throat, letting us imagine these singers slow dancing in some dank Oklahoman bar.

I bet that when Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow heard "I Need You" for the first time, they realized it was the song "Picture" was supposed to be.

It Looks Like Chaos, but It’s the Fringe


Hello, hello!

In this week's Sunday arts section of The New York Times, I have a splashy feature covering the New York International Fringe Festival. You can read it here.

Have a great weekend! (Or week, if you're not reading this until Monday.)

I Have Pity… Just Not for Television

Hello everyone! I'd like to point you toward an article I wrote for Television Without Pity, which is a smart, snarky, and generally awesome website that everyone should know.

I interview actor Maulik Pancholy ("30 Rock," "Weeds") about everything from being on two hit series at once to the realities of working as an East Indian actor. There's also a bit about Tina Fey's e-mailing habits.

Enjoy!

An Open Letter to Boy Shakira


AN OPEN LETTER TO BOY SHAKIRA, "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" PERFORMER:

Dear Boy Shakira,

Why? Why am I so fascinated by you?

Well... I know why. Because you're a conundrum. I mean, what the hell? You are a sincere drag queen. Sincere! Drag queens are supposed to be campy and acidic, commenting on the idiot world with every flick of their world-weary eyelashes. Or else they're supposed to be RuPaul, making happy dance music and giving a performance of feminine attitude that comments on how we construct our notions of women.

But you, Boy Shakira, are none of those things. Maybe it's the way "AGT" is editing you, but you don't seem calculated. You seem like a guy who just loves to get in a halter top and lip synch. In tonight's post-performance talk with Jerry Springer, you said, "It's not about the wig or the costume. It's about entertainment. We're entertainers."

In other words, Boy Shakira, you have decided--with no apparent irony--that the best way you can entertain these folks is to dress up like Shakira and dance.

Or not even Shakira! Because tonight, Boy Shakira, you were Boy Britney! And you did a really good job with the dance moves to "...Baby One More Time!"

That's another part of the conundrum, Boy Shakritney. I have to admit that you're a talented dancer. And now that you've mixed it up and started impersonating other people, you're making it harder for me to dismiss you. I'm interested to know who you'll be next week.

I mean, you're not an A-list drag queen like Justin Bond's Kiki. Kiki is, like, the best drag identity of all time. But you're not a one-note joke like I thought you were.

And let's talk more about your sincerity. Is it possible that's the greatest weapon you've got?

Often, drag queens are fierce. Their anger gives them power, but it's a power that lets them remain feminine. That's what many gay men need to withstand the attacks of vicious people. It's like they're saying, "Oh, so I can't love men because that makes me like a woman? And being a woman is bad? Well, watch this. I'm going to turn into the hardest woman you've ever seen."

Are you making the same statement from a different direction? Just by your very existence, are you a middle finger to the people who can't handle it when a big Latin guy in drag comes out and dances his ass off, refusing to hide one inch of feminine side?

In your polite, smiling ability to make David Hasslehoff squirm in the presence of unabashed queerness, are you shouting a political battle cry? Are you saying, "Look here. You can boo me and hate me, but I will not turn callous for you. You will not rob me of my kindness or my joy or my love of my self. And? Also? I will wear the skirt you hate me for wearing, and I will dance like a crazy locomotive to boot."

Maybe?

Yes. I think that maybe you are saying that.

Oh, Boy Shakritney, you've got me in your web. It would be so easy to make a joke out of you, but you're not a joke. You represent something. It's just taken me a few weeks to see it.

So guess what?

I voted for you.

Sincerely,

Mark

x-posted at "I Totally Hear That"

Write something funny, win a prize


I want to invite everyone to come participate in a contest I'm running this week at "I Totally Hear That."

In a nutshell, you watch a short clip from "The Simpsons" that has its dialogue cut out. You write a new "script" for the scene and e-mail it to me. The five funniest submissions win a free copy of the book "The Psychology of The Simpsons," published by BenBella Books. (You can learn more about the book here.)
In a later post, I will actually review the book myself, but for now, I'm happy to facilitate giving copies of it away.

If you want to play, just go to this post over at "I Totally Hear That." Submissions are due Friday, and winners will be announced on Monday.

Being Trans All The Time

So I've just published my first story in Time Out New York. It's a feature about transgender performance artist Scott Turner Schofield and his refusal to stop calling himself trans, even though he now passes for a biological man.

A 700 word feature doesn't give me room to dig into the issue with all the depth I'd like, of course, but I think it offers a nice jumping-off point for a conversation about labeling and identity within the trans community.

Hope you enjoy!

A quick note…

... just so you know, I've heavily revised my piece on the "up with patriarchy" message in "Live Free Or Die Hard."

All of the thinking is the same, but I've gone through and cleaned up the writing. You know, pruning unnecessary words and trying to get rid of grammatical errors. I don't really expect anyone to read it all again, but I wanted you all to know that what's now on the site is my final version, while the first post was more like a rough draft.

Okay. That's it!

“Die Hard’s” Message for the Ages

What is John McClane saving us from, exactly?

In a July 3 story in The New York Times, CCaryn James makes the excellent point that in "Live Free or Die Hard," the fourth installment in the resilient action movie brand, good guy John McClane (Bruce Willis) is guarding us from people who would deny us access to technology. The central villain--Thomas (Timothy Olyphant), a computer whiz who used to be highly ranked in the American government--wreaks havoc on the country by annihilating everything that is run by computers. First he takes out the internet, the cell phone towers, and the TV satellites, and then he obliterates the computers that control water, electricity, and gas. "The loss of our information fix," James writes, "hits a very raw nerve."

But while it is an excellent starting place, James’ story only hints at the film's central anxiety. In her closing paragraph, she cites its "blend of old-school action and new-school technology," and her phrasing points at the question running beneath every frame: Now that technology is undeniably in control, how is the classic image of the American man--the one who shoots first and asks questions later--going to survive?

The film's assumption, of course, is that many Americans are worried about the emasculation of the archetypal cowboy, and as it addresses and ultimately coddles this fear, "Live Free or Die Hard" becomes a template for how the most conservative (and often reductive) American ideas about gender and power can remain firmly in place.

WARNING: I'm about to give away almost every plot point of the movie. Don't read further if you want to see it later and still be surprised.

To begin, there’s the way John McClane gets constructed. At the beginning of the film, he's like a lame duck president. He may be a senior detective in the NYPD, but we only see him getting disrespected by his juniors. For instance, in one of the first scenes--and this will become important later--McClane is spying on his college-aged daughter Lucy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) as she hooks up with a boy in her car. The little punk goes a bit too far, and just as Lucy is smacking his hand off her breast, McClane yanks open the car door and pulls the twerp out of his seat.

But is Lucy happy about Dad's intervention? No! She berates him and insists she could have taken care of herself. The movie suggests otherwise--the boy did get his hands on her--but she disavows her father’s heroics. She doesn't want him coming to the rescue, and what's more, she doesn't even want his name. Just like McClane's wife Holly in the first movie, Lucy is calling herself Gennero, which is Holly's maiden name.

Uh-oh! The male patriarchal figure has swooped in to perform his time-honored duty of protecting the chalice of female sexuality, and she's rejected him! A bruising blow to phallic power! McClane ends this scene dumbfounded and frustrated, as though he can't conceive why he shouldn't step in to play his obvious role of guardian. You know... the role that has been given to knights and cops and white-hatted cowboys since forever.

In the very next scene, McClane is emasculated again. He’s told he has to escort a twentysomething computer hacker (Matt, played by Justin Long) to Washington, D.C.: a rookie’s job. McClane is not the protector. He's just chauffeur to the geeks.

Throughout the film, our hero’s usefulness keeps getting called into question. The primary problem, which James hints at in her story, is that he's become too old-fashioned to guard the country. "You're a Timex watch in a digital world," Thomas sneers at him, and there are constant jokes about McClane not understanding these new-fangled gizmos like computers and video games.

And yes, this displacement appears in every "Die Hard" movie--remember Part One, when McClane can't fathom Los Angeles?--but it goes deeper here. For the first time, he simply cannot stop the bad guys by beating them senseless. His brawn certainly helps, since there are plenty of scenes where he drives cars through walls and slugs people in the face and what have you, but this time, he has to have a partner. And I'm not talking about the way Reginald VelJohnson's character, policeman Al Powell, is his partner in "Die Hard 1," just calling up on the CB radio every now to offer helpful information.

This time, there are things that only Matt can accomplish. In an unusual move for an action franchise so closely associated with one character, we sometimes see the hacker doing all the work. He types on his keyboard, averting one disaster or another, and McClane isn't even in the room.

This is not a tension the film resolves. It can't. Baby Boomers are getting older, and the generations below them are about to move into more prominent positions of power. Eventually, even McClane is going to be too old to save the day.

But take heart! Though it knows he can't go on forever, "Live Free or Die Hard's" major dramatic arc is about the transference of McClane's masculine archetype into Matt's lanky body.

Consider this: When we first meet him, Matt conspicuously stands against everything McClane believes in. He hates classic rock. He loathes the cops, and he distrusts the mainstream media that the old guy uses to get information. The hacker, just by his very work, is a symbol of anarchy against the established order embodied McClane embodies.

Equally important? Matt is shown as physically weak. There are jokes about how he's too out of shape to climb stairs that McClane can bound with ease. And because this is McClane's movie, we're invited to laugh at the youngster's fatigue. Similarly, we're asked to sympathize with the hero’s horror that the kid doesn't like Creedence Clearwater Revival. Who is this other? This kid? This anti-man?

Slowly but surely, though, Matt goes from hating McClane's patriarchal authority to admiring it. When McClane saves his life, the kid gives this big speech about how McClane is "that guy... that hero" that Matt himself will never be. McClane counters by saying he's lost his family's respect in the process of being "that guy," but the seeds of Matt's transformation have been planted.

The next step comes when Evil Thomas starts destroying the country's computer systems. Matt admits he once fantasized about wiping everything out and starting fresh, but now he sees the cost of such a maneuver. Looking at the car wrecks and chaos all around him, he rejects the hacker's dream for the first time.

In response, McClane talks about how hackers and the like never remember the "good, scared, honest people" (something like that) who are at home with their families, huddled in the dark. Whatever the wording, the message is clear: Rebelling against the authority of the government (and, by extension, McClane) equals disaster, and the people who rebel (like Evil Thomas) are... well... evil.

And here's the most important part: At the end of the movie, it's Matt who kills the last bad guy. He picks up a gun and shoots, thereby saving the day. In the last scene, McClane tells Matt he has become "that guy." The hero. All because he killed the villain, which is the ultimate cowboy action.

In other words, McClane’s violent, aggressive masculine power has now fully transfered to the hacker kid. He's become the prototype of a new patriarchal model. He's got the geeky smarts one needs to dominate the future, but he's also got the brute force that makes McClane so unstoppable. After learning to honor the protector, Matt becomes him.

My roommate shrewdly points out that this ending echoes that of "Die Hard 1." Al The Cop is shown throughout the movie as a frustrated failure, having gone to a desk job after shooting a kid by mistake. Al spends the movie proving he's smarter than the other cops who are trying to help McClane out of that hijacked office building, but he doesn't have the authority to act on his wits. Instead, he has to sneak behind his superiors in order to give McClane information. At the end, though, as McClane walks out of the building with his wife, now back to using her husband's last name, it's Al who picks up a gun and kills the final baddie. McClane's masculine power has transferred to Al, and in "Die Hard 2," the desk cop has been promoted to Sergeant. Again, if you behave like the patriarch, you get his privileges.

But there's an even more important wrinkle in "Live Free or Die Hard." Not only does Matt get McClane's authority, he also gets his responsibility for young female sexuality.

The second half of the film's plot hinges on Evil Thomas capturing Lucy, and it's no small detail that McClane's daughter is the one in trouble. He has a son in the first film, but the kid is not even mentioned here. That’s because the archetypal role of the son (the inheritor) is fulfilled by Matt, and now the boys just need something to protect.

It's clear in Matt's heroism-with-a-gun scene that's he saving Lucy's life as much as McClane's. Unsurprisingly, the kids have crushes on each other by the end of the movie.

Also unsurprisingly, McClane is having none of it. It's that reaction that could permanently send the character into obsolescence. Now that the Knight (McClane) has found a new Protector (Matt) for his chalice (Lucy), he doesn't have to be a knight anymore. In the final moments, when McClane is threatening to beat Matt up if he puts the moves on his little girl and is groaning when she asks about this new boy, he is acting like a figure from ancient comedy. He's the old fool--the blocking character who stands in the way of two lovers who will eventually get together.

But it's okay. We've got Matt to be our new hero. And Lucy makes a point in the final scene of saying her last name is McClane. Despite her sassmouth, she has stepped back into the patriarchy. So even if McClane totters around forever as a comic buffoon, his legacy will live on.

However, do we really want the legacy McClane is leaving behind? Do we want a world in which the men kill and grunt as a means of proving themselves? Do we want a world in which the women talk about being independent, but really just want to be saved by a man whose name they can assume as their own?

I guess a lot of us do, because the story of "Live Free Or Die Hard" is as old as the hills. And just watch: I bet it'll get great word of mouth from people who say it's a good, old-fashioned movie. And that's true: It's old-fashioned in all the ways that keep power in the hands of the most predictable people.

Act Like a Christian (and Sing Like One, Too)

Hey everyone,

I wanted to direct your attention to an article I just published in "American Theatre" magazine about a theater company called The Civilians. In February, I lived with them for a week in Colorado Springs, Colorado, observing their creation of a documentary-style musical about the influence of Evangelical Christianity on the local community.

Hope you enjoy!

(If you'd like to see the story in print, you can find the piece in the July/August 2007 issue)