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Twyla the wonder dog BRAT.

This is Twyla:
Sleeping twyla

I rescued Twyla from the pound almost exactly 8 years ago. My pit/hound dog mix (Yes, that was quite an interesting combination...all the charm of a pitbull, all the laziness and stink of a hound dog...and I loved her to death) Cash had just died of cancer while I was pregnant, and I had to fill the emptiness with another difficult damn dog.

I found Twyla on my first trip to the pound. She was curled up in a silent little ball in the corner of her pen. The sign on the door said "I'm deaf." She didn't look up when I walked by. She just went right on sleeping. On my way out, though, she was standing at the door of her pen, wagging her stump of a tail and displaying what I came to recognize as her usual sort of hyperactive, yet vaguely confused expression. I fell in love with her, of course, as I do with all difficult things.

Twyla's arrival in our household marked the demise of my marriage. My ex was none too pleased at the prospect of bringing a hyperactive, deaf dog into the household. He marveled at the fact that I always did things the most difficult way possible. It kind of amazes me that the people who are most annoyed at my flaws are the ones who most benefit from them.

She behaved herself, at first. She was a sweet, demure little lady. The dog trainer I spoke to about her had told me that she would be extra super sweet the first 10 days after I brought her home, but then her bad habits would come to light. It was for that reason she wouldn't even make an appointment with me before she had been with me for 2 weeks.

When I did bring her to the dog trainer, she was still on her best behavior. The trainer was impressed with her elegance and grace, but told me that she didn't know how to posture or communicate with other dogs...most likely due to the fact that she was deaf. The dog trainer taught me a few hand signals to work on, and sent me on my way to enjoy life with my new deaf dog.

Shortly after that, the demure sweetness broke down. Twyla became anxious. She had separation anxiety, and would crap and pee all over my bed if left alone in the house. I had to buy a crate to put her in while I was away. This cured the problem, but the whole ordeal and being pregnant, separated from my husband, and working two jobs made it difficult for me to bond with Twyla. I was resentful of the fact that I had to deal with this other animal's needs. Maybe it was a mistake for me to have gotten a new dog so quickly. I wasn't really feeling the love for this dog that I had felt for my dear departed Cashy.

When the baby arrived, I went to Chicago to stay with relatives for 3 months, and Twyla went to live with a kind and generous co-worker who fostered greyhounds. I never even checked in on her, and I'm sure my co-worker thought I would never return to claim her...but I did. Life resumed upon my return, but I still did not bond with the dog. There was new motherhood and new singlehood, and new jobhood to deal with, and I just didn't have time to connect with another demanding, needy creature. I thought I might never bond with her. I'm not really sure I cared.

I won't describe the ensuing years. There were other dogs who came and went. Strays and castoffs, housemates' dogs. It seemed the days of me even caring about an animal in my home were long gone. Pets served a function. A dog was there to take on walks, and to provide a degree of protection from home invasion. Twyla was a challenge to walk, because she was so strong and so unwilling to leave other dogs alone. And, although she looked intimidating, it's difficult to say whether or not she would provide much protection against home invasion, because in addition to being deaf, she's about the sweetest animal you would ever meet. I find it hard to imagine she would defend the house against someone who might scratch her itchy spot.

Still, she stuck with us. And, I guess, I stuck with her. Over the years, she started to grow on me. In spite of all of the stolen sticks of butter and loaves of bread that she would swipe off of the high counter and eat off of the floor, I kind of developed an appreciation for her sweet, simple personality. And even though it annoyed me that she always "followed me in front of me" throughout the house, and would lay on my bed and pull down my windowshade to watch for me if I left the door open in my room...I appreciated that she did seem to be attached to me, ever so subtly more than any other ass scratcher.

But I never realized how much I loved that damn dog until we discovered a bleeding lump of something in her chest. Some mysterious thing. Something yucky that, as the vet said "had to come out." One day, she was running around joyfully in the back yard...the next she was doing her best to act like she wasn't wincing in pain. But she *was* wincing in pain. So it had to come out.

The vet had to make "relief incisions" because the tumor was so large and Twyla's skin is so taught that he couldn't sew her up properly. He told me not to worry about them. He also told me that when he opened her up to remove the larger-than-a-fist-sized tumor...he found another one, which he also removed...but which might mean the problem was not an infection, as we had hoped. That, he told me, we might have to worry about.

When I first got Twyla, I had read a lot about boxers. How they stay puppified throughout their entire lives, but how their lives are usually short (9-11 years). Twyla is now 9, and even though she acts like a puppy, she is not a puppy. She's an old girl.

But she's a tough old girl. She made it through the surgery and we had to FORCE her to lay down in the little bed we made for her when she came home. Within a day she was romping around like her old self, frankenstein stitches and all. Within 2 days, she was swiping butter off the counter like old times.

On the 4th day, she slipped out of an open gate and took herself for a romp around the neighborhood, which is something she hasn't done in quite awhile. I spent that entire day scouring the neighborhood, crying, anxietying, FREAKING OUT...until I found her listed on the web page of the animal shelter. FOUND. Fifteen minutes after the animal shelter had closed.

Of course, I drove down there, with her meds in hand, to see if there was anything I could do. I was worried she would be scared. I was worried she would be in pain. In tears and panic, I implored the ladies who were just getting off work to please just let me give her her pain medication. They were nice enough to let me in to talk to the vet who had attended to her. They knew exactly which dog I was talking about. I have a feeling they would have known even if she DIDN'T have stitches all up and down her chest. Twyla is just that kind of dog. She's memorable. She's a character.

The vet was glad to see me. I guess they were worried that someone had spent a sizable amount of money to have a dog stitched up and then just abandoned her? hahaha. (and believe me when I tell you that the way my luck has been lately, I was totally worried that she had been run over by a car to add to the tragic irony.) Since it was after closing, and everything was locked up, they could not let me take her home (I think the vet would have just released her to me, but the cashier who was on his way home said it was too much trouble to open the cash box or turn on the credit card machine. I told him I didn't want to get him in trouble, I just wanted to make sure Twyla was comfortable and not in pain...but secretly I thought he was a real prick, and I think the vet did, too.) but they did take me back to see her. The vet did, anyway. She told me she wouldn't let them put her in an outdoor pen, and I thanked her for that. She flipped the light on in the exam room, and Twyla looked up at us. She had knocked over her food dish, and spilled kibble all over the inside of her pen. The vet told me they gave her an antibiotic, but she was so amped up and happy, they didn't think she needed any pain medication. We both looked at her, looking up at us amidst the spilled kibble with that "uh-oh...I'm in trouble" look on her face, then looked at each other.

"She's such a brat!" I exclaimed, lovingly, through my tears.

"Yes. She certainly is." The vet responded. She rubbed my back, assured me that she was going to be ok, and that I could come back in the morning to pick her up.

We turned out the lights, and closed the door...I drove home.

(Sorry if that was disjointed. It was a rough, rough week over here. I really hope this week is better.)

p.s. Read more about white boxers here. I totally recommend the breed, and absolutely recommend that if you are looking for a fun-loving, playful, good-natured companion animal, you should rescue a white boxer.

Tyger

Ms. Dahlia hooked me up with this video this fine morning. I can hear the birds singing outside, and if I close my eyes, I can imagine it coming true.

I’ll try not to draw analagous conclusions here.

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Sinister secret of snail's escape

Presumably if left-handed marine snails became more common, crabs would eventually evolve apparatus or techniques for eating them, and their advantage would disappear.

But that cannot explain why in some populations they persist only in extremely low proportions, about 1%, or why in others they have gone extinct; other factors must be at play.

Sinistral snails apparently find it much harder to find a mate, and so may be doomed to remain rare or die out completely, whether or not they evade can-opening crabs.

Although I have to say that the headline writer at the BBC News is totally high. There's nothing SINISTER about the secret. Unless you consider lefties to be SINISTER. What is going ON there in the jolly old?

The more I know men, the better I like my dog*

What am I doing with all of that "extra time" I have, now that I am once again gloriously single?

I'm working on training my dog. The boxer. Not the beagle. The beagle can go fuck herself. I *puffy heart* my boxer.

In fact, I hadn't even realized how much I had been "working with her" until last night. All I've really been doing is taking her on walks as often as I possibly can, which equates to about 3-4 times a week (because it has been difficult to walk her during the day, as she is INSANE on the leash. But we are, evidently, working on that).

The issues I have with the boxer are manifold:

  1. She likes to steal food off of tables, counters, and out of the hands of small children.
  2. She is INSANE on the leash (as mentioned above)
  3. She is extra-super-aggressive on the leash. If she encounters another dog while she is on a leash, she will foam and growl and, given the opportunity, attack. She does not behave this way off-leash. She's fairly alpha, but she generally doesn't try to kill other dogs offleash, she just asserts her dominance.
  4. She barks. Loudly. When she is playing. And it sounds like a mean, agressive bark. Plus, it's LOUD.

...all of this is compounded, and made more difficult by the fact that she is deaf. So I have to use hand signals with her...which means I also have to train her to look at me. For instructions.

My workaround to the leash aggression/difficulty has been to walk her late at night. I take her across the street to the playground and let her run herself out a bit off leash before our walk, at which point she is generally pretty well-behaved on the leash. She doesn't heel, exactly, but she also doesn't randomly yank me in the direction of anything and everything she deems interesting. This has been working really well for us, except for the loud barking thing. As soon as I let her off of the leash, she barks and barks and barks.

Getting a deaf dog to stop barking is a tricky endeavor. First, it's difficult to discern if she even understands what she is doing wrong when you are telling her to be quiet. Second, she can't fucking hear you tell her to be quiet, anyway. I have been struggling with this dilemma for some time, until last night. Last night, we had a break through.

I'm sorry to say that the breakthrough occurred at the end of the leash. She was playing a game where whe was barking continuously, LOUDLY, and refusing to come to me so I could help her calm down. So, I had to pop her (as gently as possible) with the end of the leash. I don't think it hurt her, but it got her attention, which was something my crouching and patting my knees (which is our usual signal for "come and calm down") wasn't doing. She thought I was playing, and the pop told her, no. I'm not playing. Now shut up and get over here. Of course, I gave her a lot of love when she came to me, and put her back on the leash...and when I took her off again, she still romped playfully, but did not bark...and returned to me at my signal.

The coolest thing of all that happened last night, though, was I was able to take her offleash and have her walk by my side back and forth across the tennis courts. Even after she saw another dog! She stayed with me. And when she broke away, she ran a hundred yards or so towards the other dog, then checked back with me and came back when she saw me motion.

I'm so thrilled about these little breakthroughs. It's so much easier to have a dog who knows how to mind...especially since the beagle is such an untamable pain in the ass. I'm just sorry it has taken me 5 years to find the time to work with Twyla. She's been a totally pleasant dog in the meantime, but now walks with her are actually something to LOOK FORWARD TO rather than something to grit my teeth and tolerate because she's a sweetie who deserves to get out and walk around the neighborhood on occasion.

I wish you all could meet my dog. She's adorable and sweet. She follows me around the house (which is annoying unless I really focus on the fact that she's following me out of love and devotion rather than, you know, a desire to make me trip all over her) she's super sweet to all of the kiddos & while she's not the smartest dog I've ever known, she learns pretty fast, especially taking her handicap into account. Plus, like most boxers, she's fastidious about cleanliness, and never smells all doggy (although I need to start brushing her teeth more regularly, because...GAH...dog BREATH.) PLUS: She doesn't lock herself in her apartment and ignore me for weeks on end OR get into arguments about pants with me. She's my Twyla. My big, goofy-looking, beautiful, sweet puppy dog.

If I had a good picture on this computer, I would put one here. Since I don't, see the montage on the left.

Continued reading The more I know men, the better I like my dog*...

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Kitty update

Well, a nice homeschooling lady and her daughter just came and took the kitty away. They were quite enamored of him, and I'm so glad that he's going to a home with children as he seems particularly fond of the wee ones.

When I came home from work today, before the people came to get him, he meowed me a hello and climbed up my leg. I was somewhat sad to see him go, but my sinuses will thank me for it tomorrow & I know he will be well-loved where he is.

I did manage to take some pictures of him before he went away, and I will try to post them later.

Yay, all around!

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Roller Coaster of Kitty

Well, it appears we are not going to keep the kitty after all. Coley is allergic, and he also keeps getting freaked out when the kitty attacks him (in the usual kitty way.)

I'll probably sit the kids down for a kitty discussion tomorrow, and if Coley decides that he does not want the kitty, I will find a home for him this weekend. Better we find out now & take care of it quickly. I am sure I can find a home for him quickly because he's so cute & even though he does attack Coley, he's pretty mellow as far as kitties go.

While I'm on the subject of the pets, the dogs have been living outside ever since the weather became bearable, and it has made my life so much more peaceful. I go out there and play with them every once in awhile, and they seem pretty content, although Bailey is at this very moment looking for means of escape - I can see her out of my office window. Gah. That dog!

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This one is for Monk, who is barfy today.

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | 'Zombie worms' found off Sweden

Adrian Glover and Thomas Dahlgren tell the journal the new species has been named Osedax mucofloris, which literally means "bone-eating snot-flower".

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Kitty Olympics

The kids were just in the other room squealing and laughing and beckoning for me to come in. I walked in to investigate & discovered that what is happening is that the kitty is hiding between two baskets of clothes and jumping out to pounce on them when they run by...then promptly re-hiding between the baskets in hopes the children will run past again.

It's a regular kitty hootenanny here.

God, I am such a sucker. Did I mention I'm totally allergic to cats. My eyes are all puffy and I'm sniffing. It's totally my fault. I don't actually get allergic unless I HOLD the kitty. But, I ask you...who can resist holding a kitty?

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I’m actually worried about the kitty…

she/he/it seems very lethargic and way too mellow for a small creature. I did see her/him play a bit this morning, but mostly s/he just lays there in the sun. I know laziness is inherent in adult cats, but this is a tiny kitten. I'm going to bring it to the vet post-haste & make sure she's OK.

Isn't there a rule, though, that once you pay a vet bill for an animal, you can't give it away?

Man. I am already attached to this damn cat. Kitty fund paypal donations are welcome.

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We are NOT keeping this cat.

I was innocently updating the blog this afternoon, when I started hearing plaintive mews from outside my office window. I instantly flew into "kitten in distress" rescue mode and ran outside to find a tiny grey kitty mewling in the middle of the road.

She/he (I never can tell with kittens) was coated with some sort of smelly wet goop, and was clearly looking for someone. It's difficult to tell how s/he got there, as s/he doesn't appear to belong to any of the neighbors in the near vicinity. There's a chance s/he escaped from someone at the park. There's also a chance s/he was tossed from a passing car.

However, she is one of the most mellow kittens I have ever met. She is not the least bit skittish or afraid of us, and she deals well with the rough handling Coley has been doling out. I told the boys we are going to put up signs around the neighborhood in an attempt to locate her owner who is no doubt very, very sad that she is missing and that they are CAT-SITTING for the time being. We gave her a bath and fluffed her up with a towel.

Right now, she's laying in bed between Monk and Cole, sound asleep. The boys, also asleep, each have one arm draped over her. Someone needs to keep reminding me that I already have too many pets, and that it would be a totally stupid idea to keep this cat, even if she did arrive immediately after Coley's birthday party and would make a perfect birthday gift.

For now, I'm going to have to just keep on reminding myself. And hope that she does something really annoying in the next few days so it will be easier to let her go when we do find either her owners or a new home for her.

Um...does anyone in Austin want a cute grey and white kitty?

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