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Glittürminætor

From the “why not start the shameless self-promotion early” department:

Devout Feministe readers may remember a post from a while back where I talked about becoming obsessed with drumming in the game Rock Band, where you and up to three of your friends sing into, strum or pound on little plastic instruments that make your television play awesome rock hits. Well, I went a little overboard… when I heard that the Virgin Megastores were having a Valentine’s Day Rock Band tournament, I decided I needed to put a band together.

The last time I competed in a tournament like this, I took second place for playing Guitar Hero II; that time, a bunch of my opposition in the middle of the tournament were obnoxious drunken guys who kept trying to intimidate me (or maybe they were just being idiots) by yelling about how they weren’t going to get beaten by a girl, how I really wanted to sleep with them, etc. etc. the usual. I destroyed them. So this time I thought, maybe we should have an all-girl band, hmm? Thus was born… Glittürminætor!

We only managed to practice together for one night, although our guitarist is my roommate (and a calendar pinup to boot) so we’ve had some practice playing in sync. So this is the weird part… we won the tournament. And came away with a bunch of prizes: a $500 gift certificate, another copy of Rock Band (which we inadvertently gave away to a random teenager), and a bunch of other random gizmos.
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Sex shouldn’t matter in politics. Let’s all be gender-blind!

Here’s what happens when USA Today tries to write from a feminist point of view: you end up with a headache.

Women are more kind and nurturing than men. They are natural altruists, placing the common good — including education, health and the environment — ahead of their narrow personal interests. And that’s why we need a woman president. Right?

Wrong. We don’t need a female president, any more than we need a male one. Instead, we need to jettison the gender stereotypes that block half the population — the female half, that is — from participating equally in our politics.

Oh boy.

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Wedgie-Proof Underwear? Sign Me Up!

Um. Well, I feel pretty bad posting this above some really important news, but this *might* be the greatest video of all time. Thank you Fox News, thank you so, so much.

All the bullies at the office won’t know what hit ‘em. Those bastards.

*best moment of the video: when they actually show you how to use the “Rip-Away 1000″ (best name ever, by the way)

What’s Going On Here?

Yglesias:

I never, ever, ever watch prime time cable news because it makes me want to kill extremely large numbers of people. Tragically, I walked through the door yesterday and my roommate already had Hardball on. There were two people debating the issue of . . . whether or not The New York Times should be brought up on charges of treason. Seriously. Treason. For publishing an article in a newspaper. Treason. And there was Chris Matthews happily presiding over the whole thing as if this was a serious conversation that people should be having. This all taking place on a network that, allegedly, does journalism.

Atrios:

Torturing people, jailing journalists for treason, the president being allowed to disobey the law at whim… The mainstream media has made all of these things a part of the normal conversation. They’ve allowed “two sides” to all of these things to be debated on equal footing. Left wing bloggers on the internets complain about the media and they get ignored and accused of “blogofascism.” Conservatives call for the New York Times to be blown up and their reporters and editors jailed and they get treated seriously on MSNBC’s flagship political talk show.

There’s a problem here. You’ve been playing this game for years, letting these people control the terms of the debate. This is where it has brought you. Congratulations.

This is exactly why I decided to go into law instead of journalism.

I like to write. I’ve been told I’m a good story-teller, and I do like to tell stories. I like to meet people, to hear about their lives and experiences, and to be a part of sharing those experiences with others. Journalism was a natural choice for me, and in high school I fell in love with feature writing — longer, less news-y pieces which gave the writer the chance to be creative and to share a part of someone else’s life. In college I studied journalism, and found that I just couldn’t get excited about news writing — which is a problem, since news tends to dominate in newspapers (duh). My frustration came from two sources: First was the fact that most of what we were covering in journalism classes was pretty boring. And second was my digust with how journalistic ethics played out in newrooms across the country.

The mainstream media (I abhor that term enough, and certainly will not say “MSM,” sorry) prides itself on objectivity. I’m not sure that any credible journalist would claim that she is unbiased, but she will almost definitely assert that she tries to make her stories as fair as possible by preventing both sides of an issue. And while this sounds good in theory, it ignores the fact that often, “both sides” aren’t equally honest, equally credible, or equally supported.

One example: Abortion clinic bombings and murders of doctors. When these were especially popular among the “pro-life” crowd,there were several news shows which dedicated episodes to discussing them. So they’d bring, say, Gloria Feldt on to represent the pro-choice side, and pair her with some right-wing anti-choice wackjob who would often defend bombings and violent tactics, or at the very least derail the conversation while quietly standing up for the bombers, arsonists and murderers. Because, hey, that’s “both sides of the story.”

Imagine what the outrage would be if, in discussing September 11th, network news brought out a supporter of Osama bin Laden argue with any reasonable American that the 9/11 attacks were necessary and justified. It would be outrageous, and unnecessary — the “other side” of that story doesn’t even merit acknowledgment. And when some wackjob does defend it (see Ward Churchill), his views are quickly taken to task by the media elite and conservatives alike. But when it comes to mainstream conservative issues — abortion, “treason,” etc — they demand to have the greatest wackjob possible represented.

And the media enables it. Another example: Terri Schiavo. The vast majority of the country thought that the government should stay the hell out of that situation. But you’d never know it from the media’s “fair” representation of both sides. I remember several pundits noting that the Schiavo controversy had “deeply divided the country,” when it did no such thing — a vast majority of the country thought one thing, and a much smaller minority thought another. So, yes, the country was technically divided, just as 100 people are “divided” when 99 of them think one thing and 1 thinks another (the Schiavo issue wasn’t 99/1, but I think it was something like 80/20). But it just wasn’t such a big deal for most people. But the right-wing lunatic fringe demanded representation, and so they got it. Without qualification, without question.

Which brings us to the Bush administration and the media’s soft-peddling on so many political issues. They uncover a scoop, and they get a quote from someone in the administration who either categorically denies it or spins it in their own favor — and the reporter just leaves it as-is. They don’t present information which would counter the administration’s claims, nor do they say that they know the administration is flat-out lying, because that would disrupt the balance. Honestly, there’s only so much blame we can lay on the reporters — the Bush administration is more adept at manipulating the media than any previous administration, and they make it clear that journalists who ask too-difficult or too-challenging questions, or who betray the administration by revealing embarassing information, will be punished. They’ll lose their press passes, or they’ll be stuck in the back of the room, or they won’t be called on, or their questions will be avoided. Reporters have to pay the bills too, and they have to answer to editors who expect that their questions will get answered, and that their reporters will come back with a story. So reporters don’t rock the boat; it’s not worth it.

And so we get fed a bunch of crap by an administration that knows exactly what it’s doing. They lie to reporters, and the reporters usually know that they’re lying — but in the name of fairness, balance and objectivity, they feel obliged to present “both sides” without qualification.

Now, we see right-wing pundits calling for the heads of a handful of brave journalits who risked quite a bit, personally and professionally, to give the American public a little taste of the truth. We see the New York Times being called “terrorist-tippers” (What about the Wall Street Journal, guys?), and one right-wing pundit called for the Times to stand in front of a “firing squad.” And we see these people being taken seriously, and presented as “one side” of the story.

I think another part of the issue is that journalists tend to be more left-leaning in their political orientation. And no, this is not part of the conspiracy of the liberal media, but rather, I would guess, something more inherent to the type of person who seeks out journalism as a career. Working as a journalist requires a sense of adventure and open-mindedness. It means that you’re going to be presented with complex situations to which there often aren’t simple classifications or black-and-white answers. It means that you’re going to have to examine issues from various angles, and you’re going to have to deal with the fact that life is highly nuanced and not everything is good or evil. It requires you to work in the service of others. It puts you in contact with people from all walks of life, and constantly challenges your ideas and assumptions. The type of person who is attracted to that career — and who thrives in that career so much that they get a job at the New York Times or the LA Times — is, I think, more likely to be a liberal than a conservative for all the obvious reasons.

And the “liberal media” has been criticized so much that liberal reporters reflexively want to prove themselves to be fair by including even the more ridiculous, irrational, out-of-the-mainstream conservative perspectives. Most reporters really do value balance, and aren’t just paying lip-service to it — but unfortunately, the journalistist ideas of “balance” and “fairness” are more than a little flawed.

Journalism can be a great career, and there are hundreds of good, honest, hard-working journalists out there who are just as fed up with this bullshit as the rest of us are. And I’m certainly grateful to the journalists everywhere who do the hard, on-the-ground work so that people like me can read their stories and learn something.

It’s a tough field, and its current incarnation isn’t making anyone happy. I figured out pretty quickly that I couldn’t do it, and that I’d rather be an advocate. But I think it’s about time that we had a conversation about media standards, and exactly what the heck is going on here.

In Your FACE, Minneapolis!

Yeah, I’m pretty well sick to the teeth of the demonization of New York and New Yorkers as loud, pushy, mouthy, rude, dirty, inconsiderate, uncivil, what have you. The corollary to that is the lionization of the “Heartland” as the seat of all that is good and decent in the country.

Well.

All you haters? Bite me.

IT IS the city where eye contact is considered an act of aggression and the most frequently used part of a car is the horn.

But New York is the most polite place in the world, according to a survey which ranked its famously brusque citizens well ahead of those in London in kindness and good manners.

The Big Apple scored 80 per cent in a series of tests, including dropping papers in a street in a busy area, seeing how long it took for someone to help, noting whether doors were held open and if shop assistants said thank you after making a sale.

I think this guy really captured the essence of it:

Native New Yorker Dan Norman, 36, from East Rockaway, said: “The thing to remember is that New Yorkers are not rude, they are brusque.

“People will listen to you, but you’ve got to cut to the chase.”

A guy I went to law school with described New Yorkers thus: “If you fall down on the sidewalk, they’ll help you up. They’ll laugh at you, and tell you you’re a fool, but they’ll help you up.” I know from experience that the tourists clogging Rockefeller Plaza won’t. Not even if you’re wearing a skirt suit.

And because I am courteous, if brusque, a big fuckin’ hat tip to Watertiger.

Why I Do Not Take The Tram

‘Cause I don’t want to be stuck for six hours hundreds of feet in the air suspended from a little wire.

Plus, Roosevelt Island.

Kitty Rescue

You may have heard about Molly the cat, who’s been trapped in the wall of a Greenwich Village deli for 13 days. But what’s interesting to me is the stuff at the end:

Pastore said the search for Molly was only one of the current concerns at Animal Care & Control, coinciding with the recovery of a male sheep in Queens and a wild turkey, named Hetta Gobbler, that was roaming the grounds of a Manhattan apartment complex, and was to be released into a park on Friday.

I can see where a sheep might have gotten into Queens, but a wild turkey in Manhattan? Plus, “Hetta Gobbler.”

I got Junebug from the Center for Animal Care & Control, back when it was a kill shelter (I think they’ve changed their rules a bit since being under new management). My other encounter with the CACC was documented in an issue of Time Out New York that I can’t locate online, but if anyone has a subscription, you can look for the end-of-summer issue from 2004, the one with two people on a sailboat on the cover and a day-in-the-life article about a CACC officer — the one who’d dealt with the caiman in the Harlem apartment where a tiger, a caiman and a very nervous housecat were living. He came to my apartment (with a TONY writer and photographer in tow) while I was in the ER to collect the dog I was fostering who bit me. If you can find the issue, that’s my orange kitchen.

Cripes. Who Does This?

Radio Shack’s CEO recently resigned, and it turns out his resume was faked.

Kinda like that of George Deutsch III, the political appointee to a NASA public-affairs position who was responsible for suppressing global-warming findings.

Neither the Radio Shack CEO or Deutsch actually completed the degrees they listed on their resumes, which might be a particular issue with Deutsch, considering the security clearance he must have had to have gone through before taking the job.

Now, I can see exaggerating your duties or the responsibility of the job that you previously had, but to frickin’ LIE about your DEGREE? That’ s the easiest thing in the world to check.

The problem, I guess, is that some people just don’t bother to check before giving out sensitive jobs because, well, it’s your friend’s kid.

When Feminists and Libertarians Chat

[19:38] BillINDC: your co-blogger has some fucking issues
[19:38] Feministe: eh?
[19:38] BillINDC: http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2005/11/29/i-heart-anderson-cooper/
[19:38] Feministe: ha
[19:38] BillINDC: that albino dipshit?
[19:39] Feministe: partisan
[19:39] BillINDC: no, not really. I just cant stand the dude because he says “thankyouverramuuuuuch”
[19:39] BillINDC: sort of like Elvis. And it drives me fucking nuts.
[19:39] Feministe: man, i haven’t had cable news for so long i had no idea who he was
[19:39] Feministe: i had to check and i only sort of recognized him
[19:40] BillINDC: well, let’s just say I think you need to have a sit-down with Jill and assess her sanity. Bill hemmer? Maybe. Anderson COOPER?
[19:40] BillINDC: jesus
[19:40] Feministe: dude, i have a thing for keith olbermann
[19:40] BillINDC: oh fuck all
[19:40] Feministe: hott
[19:40] Feministe: his show is totally a tv version of a blog
[19:41] Feministe: see, we’re both fucked up
[19:41] BillINDC: you deserve each other
[19:41] BillINDC: nevermind
[19:43] Feministe: i’m posting this
[19:43] BillINDC: heh
[19:44] BillINDC: which part? because I meant that news anchor judgment in a totally detached , WAY STRAIGHT MANLY WAY

Herring Fart to Communicate, Study Suggests

I would just like to point out that Chris Clarke and I broke wind this story months ago.

Save this file to hear gentle conversation between regal fish.